LET'S THINK---SYLLOGISMS

1. - TIME IS MONEY
Nowadays, workers do not have time for anything
Now, lazy people… have all time in the world
Time is money
Then, lazy people have more money than workers.
Conclusion: To be rich… it is not necessary to work!
2. – ALCOHOL AND HEAVEN
When we drink alcohol in excess, we get drunk
When we are drunk, we sleep.
When we are sleeping, we do not commit sins.
When we do not commit sins… we go to Heaven.
Conclusion: In order to go to Heaven, it is necessary to be Drunk!
3. - + CHEESE?
Imagine a piece of Swiss cheese, those ones full of holes. The more cheese, the more holes.
Each hole occupies the place in which there would be cheese.
So, the more holes, the less cheese. The more cheese, more holes and the more holes the less cheese
Conclusion: The more cheese… the less cheese.
4.-IF YOU GET UP EARLY…..GOD HELPS YOU.
Who gets up early, sleeps in the evening…
Who sleeps in the evening, doesn’t sleep at night...
Who doesn’t sleep at night, goes on a binge!!!
Conclusion: God helps who go on a binge!!!
5.-ALCOHOL AND INTELLIGENCE
To drink alcohol kills neurons.
The neurons that die are the weakest ones.
If weakest neurons die, the most intelligent and strongest ones are left.
Conclusion: the more alcohol I drink the more intelligent I become